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小 發表於 2007-3-29 06:10 PM 只看該作者
HKICPA rebranding spoof
Skit 1:
[ Stone, paper scissors x3 ]
Eurasian girl: My dad's got a Porsche
Chinese girl: My dad's got a Ferrari
Eurasian girl: My dad's got a speedboat
Chinese girl: My dad's got a yacht
Eurasian girl: My dad's got a MPA (MBA)
Chinese girl: My dad's got a C-PA
[ Eurasian girl runs off ]
Voiceover: You can't beat a CPA.
Skit 2:
Host: So what we've got today for you darling is a bit of the oldclassic savory business pie and midantras (s.p.) that mummy's didn'tlike but I thought it was perfect thought it was great. So we've gotsome red peppers chopped up here and so kibascos (s.p.) (I really needto improve my kitchen vocabulary) and er¡few olives and vinegar and afew squiggly bits and stuff like that.
Now, what I like tostart with is you need some green things like this to chuck in thereand just bung them in there. You can use blue ones (blue what?), but Ifind it they just don't taste as nice. First you just chuck those in.Now you need a few of these Greek croutons which you know¡[eatsone]¡really really nice. Now bung in loads of those¡and em, bit ofthe old, sort of like salami and stuff and sort of mix all that inthere.
And then, err, the all important ingredient, bit ofHKICPA. Now that's the success ingredient and I reckon that, em, bevery very sort of liberal with that, chuck a load of it in, just bungloads in, that's all right darling, don't worry, yeah.
Andem, and so then you give it a bit of a good old whirl, like that, bitof a whirl, and err [licks his finger], yeah, I mean, classic savory,err, business pie. You stick it in the oven, and it beats cooking thebooks, dun it eh?
Voiceover: CPA - the success ingredient.
(Does anyone have any idea whether the host is trying to cook a pie or a salad?)
Skit 3:
Gentleman: (Clears his throat) How do you do? Sir Alistair Reeves, OBE.
Lady: Sylvia Wong, CPA.
Gentleman:: Oh¡
[The guy drops to his knees]
Voiceover: People look up to a CPA.
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