英國一個電台主持有見及此，決定向這些浪費顧客時間的無良公司報復，以彼之道，還施彼身。一笑之餘，大家還可學習電話中的簡單對答，一舉兩得。去片。
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財務公司職員（接電話）：Hello, **** speaking, how may I help you?
主持一號：Hi there. Yes, I wonder if you can help me.Your company has called me quite a lot over the last few days,
and I'mquite interested in consolidating my debts（債務重組） into one easy monthlypayment, if that's alright.
財務公司職員：Yep, no problem. I'll just need to take some in
formation of you if that's okay.
主持一號：Okay. Actually, can I just put you on hold a second?
財務公司職員：Yes, no problem.
---- 低能轉線音樂 ----
主持二號（扮錄音）：Thank you for holding. Your call is being kept in a queue, and one of our operators will be with you shortly.
---- 音樂 ----
主持二號（扮錄音）：Thank you for calling. Please choose fromone of the following options. For stationary, please press 1. Forpersonnel, please press 2. For marketing, please press 3. For any otherquery, please hold.
---- 音樂 ----
主持二號（扮錄音）：Thank you for holding. One of our officers will be with you shortly. Please have your credit card details to hand.
---- 音樂 ----
主持三號：Hello, can I get your credit card details, please?
財務公司職員：No. I'm still on hold waiting for somebody.
主持三號：If I could just get your credit card details, then I can pass you on to the right person.
財務公司職員：No. I think this has been a mistake. You called me, and I'm supposed to be taking the information from you.
主持三號：Listen, I can't really do anything without taking your credit card details first.
財務公司職員： Well, I didn't call you, and I'm still waiting for somebody to come back to me.
主持三號：Listen, hold the line a second. ---- 音樂 ----
財務公司職員（暗罵）：For fuck's sake!（屌！）
主持二號（扮錄音）：Thank you for holding. Please choose fromone of the following options. To sponsor a dog, press 1. To save adonkey（驢）, press 2. To stop global warming, press 3. To adopt achipmunk（松鼠）, press 4.
財務公司職員（暗罵）：Who'd adopt a fucking chipmunk?!
主持二號（繼續扮錄音）：Please mind your language. For any other charitable donation, please hold. ---- 音樂繼續 ----
財務公司職員：Oh for fuck's sake!（屌！）---- 掛線 ----
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