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I have a professional woman as my wife; a Chartered Accountant. She uses  LIFO method while taking out the refrigerated food.

Shethinks I am no good with numbers. Fine with me, for now she handles thebudget of the house. Initially she used to send me a bill at the monthend, but when I told her that I am not her client but her husband, sheasks for the money in advance. The expenses had been rising steadilyover the months, so one day I snooped into the papers maintained in acurrent file.

No wonder! She was charging mileage and overtimeto the house budget. She is crazy, I tell her but she corrects me. Nohoney, I am the auditor. I fail to see the light.

Every scrap ofthe paper in our house is filed. She tells me as per some Ordinance shemust keep a copy of every thing for at least ten years beforedestroying it. I am worried.

The other day we had an hour-longfight. Later, I got to know that she had charged that hour to a clientof hers, in the time sheet. My time was put down as unoccupied.

Shesays that she loves me and I tell her that I love her too. However, shenever believes me. She says that there is susceptibility of it being amisstatement. Duh! She wants my representation on this!

Lastyear our house accounts got a qualified opinion I had not kept thesupporting etc. of my purchases. Not a long time back my brother'swedding was to be solemnized. Wedding cards had been sent.
Aftersome time I started receiving a steady trickle of letters. I waspuzzled until my wife explained that external evidence was morereliable. She had called for confirmations from all those to whom cardswere sent.

When she cooks: my wife at times does not go byrecipe. Where the recipe says add half-teaspoon vinegar,one tsp blacksalt or one teacup of water, she ignores them. She says that they arenot material when taken in context of whole meal being prepared.

Sheis crazy, I tell you. Surprisingly everybody calls her an auditor,instead. I checked the dictionary and it did not state that auditor isa synonym for crazy. The dictionary must be outdated.

When wegot married, she had given me an Engagement Letter and I had said howcute-how sweet. Now she gives it to me every year saying that herstandards state that it must be sent a new if there is any indicationthat I have misunderstood the objective and scope of engagement. Huh!

Apartfrom sending me the engagement letter once again she says I can't getrid of her just like that. She says that she has the right of beingheard before I appoint some one else.

Phew! For a minute, I thought that we had jeopardized our going concern status. Duh! Dare I say so??

Iam told by one of my female colleagues who is married to a CA that thescenario is even worse when the guy is a CA. Apparently he capitalisedthe wedding expenses as preliminary expenses and is writing it offevery year. Also the time he spent dating his wife before marrying heris still under consideration for valuation...valuation of intangibleassets.

So guyz please think twice....should u really marry aCA? and yes please discount it by the appropriate rate to arrive at thepresent value of the risk of doing so !!!!!!!

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我有一名職業婦女作為我的妻子; 一名被特許的會計。她使用LIFO 方法當去掉被冷藏的食物。

Shethinks 我是沒有好以數字。美好與我, 她暫時處理房子的thebudget 。最初地她過去常寄發我票據在monthend, 但當我告訴了她我是沒有她的客戶而是她的丈夫, sheasks 為金錢事先。費用是上升的steadilyover 月, 因此我snooped 入本文被維護在acurrent 文件的一天。

難怪! 她充電英里和overtimeto 房子預算。她是瘋狂的, 我告訴她僅她改正我。Nohoney, 我是審計員。我不看光。

每張小塊ofthe 紙在我們的房子裡被歸檔。她告訴我正如每某一法令shemust 保留每件事的拷貝至少十年beforedestroying 它。我擔心。

最近我們有一個小時longfight 。以後, 我知道, 她充電那個小時對clientof 她的, 在工時表。我的時間被放下了像沒人住。

Shesays, 她愛我並且我告訴她, 我愛她也是。但是, shenever 相信我。她說, 有感受性它是amisstatement 。Duh! 她想要我的表示法在這!

Lastyear 我們的房子帳戶得到了我未繼續thesupporting 我的購買等的一個合格的觀點。不是久時間後面我brother'swedding 將solemnized 。婚禮卡片被送了。Aftersome 時間我開始接受信件平穩的細流。我waspuzzled 直到我的妻子解釋外在證據是morereliable 。她要求確認從所有那些對誰cardswere 送了。

當她烹調: 我的妻子時常不去byrecipe 。那裡食譜認為增加一半茶匙醋, 一tsp blacksalt 或水一個茶杯, 她忽略他們。她說他們arenot 材料當採取在整體膳食上下文準備著。

Sheis 瘋狂, 我告訴您。驚奇大家告訴她審計員, 反而。我檢查了字典並且它沒有聲明那個審計員isa 同義詞為瘋狂。字典必須是過時的。

當wegot 結婚, 她給了我訂婚信件和我howcute 怎麼說甜點。現在她給它我每個年說法, herstandards
闡明, 它必須寄發新如果有我誤會了宗旨和範圍訂婚的任一indicationthat 。哼!

Apartfrom 送我訂婚信她再次說我不能getrid 她就像那樣。她說, 她有beingheard 權利在我任命別人之前。

Phew! 一分鐘, 我認為, 我們危害了我們去的關心狀態。Duh! 我想如此??

Iam 告訴由我的女性同事的當中一個與結婚對加州thescenario 更壞當人是加州。明顯地他capitalisedthe 婚禮費用作為籌備費和是文字它offevery 年。並且時間他花費了仍然約會他的妻子在與結婚的heris 之前在研究中為intangibleassets 的估價... 估價。

如此guyz 請認為....should u 真正地兩次與aCA 結婚? 並且是取樂折扣它由適當的率到達在做如此!!!!!!! 風險的thepresent 價值

我睇到"She uses  LIFO method while taking out the refrigerated food."已經笑左出黎..haha